An irate father stormed into the principal’s office:
“I want to know why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination.”
“We’ll get your Winslow’s English teacher in here. I’m sure she has some explanation.” the principal said
A few minutes later, the English teacher come in.
“Why did you give Winslow a zero on his test?” demanded the father.
“I had no choice,” said the schoolmarm.
“He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it.”
“That’s no excuse,” shouted the father.
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“You could have at least given him an ‘A’ for neatness!”
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Machine and Bottle.
After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order.
They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled.
The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed should they become severely injured.
Tom spoke up, “I don’t want my life regulated by some machine. I just can’t stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle.”
Sarah took Tom’s words to heart. When they got home, she cut the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom’s beer.
