A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road.
Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe to cross?” the man asked.
“I reckon so,” replied the farmer.
The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in.
In fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his car back to the surface.
As his head broke the surface, the man said to the farmer, “I thought you said I could safely drive through this puddle!”
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“Well, shoot!” said the farmer, scratching his head. “It only come up chest-high on my ducks!”
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Joe and Larry had this mule that was a very hard worker.
The only problem was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears would brush the top of the entrance and then the old mule would go nuts and kick everything.
One day, Joe and Larry decided to cut a opening in the top to prevent this from happening.While they were working, a neighbor stopped by and asked what they were doing,so they explained the problem.
The neighbor suggested that they could save a lot of work and time if they simply took a shovel and dug the entrance down a little bit. They thanked their neighbor and he drove off.
Then Joe said to Larry, “Some stupid neighbor we have, it`s not his feet that`s too long, it`s his ears!”
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A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and, screaming, said, “I have a complaint!”
“How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her.
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
Puzzled by her complaint, the librarian asked: “What was wrong with it?”
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde.
“Ahhhhh,” nodded the librarian. “So you’re the person who took our phone book.”
