A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
Hey, can you turn up the air conditioner, it’s too hot!
A little later, he called the waiter again:
Hey, can you turn off the air conditioner, it was too cold!
And so on for about half an hour…
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
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“Oh I don’t care,” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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An Indian cab driver picked up a Japanese man from a hotel.
Along the way, they saw a Honda motorcycle overtook the taxicab and the Japanese man said, “A very fast motorcycle, made in Japan.
Then a Toyota car overtook the taxicab and the Japanese man said, “A very fast car, made in Japan.”
When they reached the destination, the fare was 1,500 rupees.
The Japanese man thought that the ride would only cost 500 rupees.
He asked the driver why the ride was so expensive.
The driver said, “A very fast meter, made in India.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
