A blonde walked into a diner and ordered a cup of coffee.
When she gets her drink, she notices that it has a “contest game piece” on the side of the cup.
She peels off the sticker and instantly starts screaming, “I won a motor home!” She continues shouting, “I won a motor home!” until the waitress decides to get her boss.
“What’s the problem here?” the manager asks.
“I won a motor home!” she shouts again.
“That’s impossible!” he replies. “We didn’t give out motor homes.”
She says, “Well, it says so on this sticker.”
The boss takes the sticker and reads it. It says:
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“Win a bagel.”
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“How did it happen?” the doctor asked Banta as he set the Banta`s broken leg.
“Well, doctor, 15 years ago…”
“Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”
“Like I was saying… 15 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I`d gone to bed, the farmer`s beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, “No, everything is fine.”
“Are you sure?” she asked.
“I`m sure,” I said.
“Isn`t there anything I can do for you???” she wanted to know.
“I reckon not,” I replied.
“Excuse me,” said the doctor, “What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!?!?”
“Well, this morning,” Banta explained, “when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!”
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Husband in a good mood.
“Darling, remember 25 years ago…
I had a rented one room apartment, a table fan, a black & white TV and a cycle to use. But, at night I used to sleep besides a 25 years old beautiful girl.
Now I own a luxuries bungalow with 4 LED TVs, a Limousine and Porsche servants. But, I sleep with a 50 years old woman.”
Wife: Don’t worry. Just find yourself a 25 years old beautiful woman. And I will make sure that you go back to your 1 room rented apartment, table fan, black & white TV and a cycle.