A blonde girl was playing Roulette in Las Vegas.

She was having a bad day and lost all her money except the last $100.

“What else am I going to do now?”, – she cried.

The man was sitting next to her and asked her: “Why don’t you play your age?”

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The girl put all her money on 29 and when 36 hit, she fainted.
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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”

“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”

“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”

Then he fined the farmer.

A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.

The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?

“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when people are dying with nothing to eat.”

And he fined the farmer.

Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.

The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!