A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.

A blonde and a brunette were having breakfast at a cafe.

The blonde’s phone rang a few times.

The brunette asked: “Why aren’t you answering your phone?”

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The blonde replied: “It’s not mine. I haven’t told anyone I’m here”.

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John and Mary were having dinner

John and Mary were having dinner in a very fine restaurant.

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that John was ever so slowly, silently sliding down his chair and under the table, while Mary acted quite unconcerned.

Their waitress watched as John slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, Mary appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that John had disappeared under the table.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, “Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.”

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, “Oh, no he didn’t. In fact, my husband just walked in the front door.”
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A stiletto-heeled shoe.

One evening, a man gave his tipsy secretary a ride home after an office party.

His wife was prone to jealousy, so he didn’t mention the incident to her.

Later in the evening, he was driving his wife to a restaurant when he noticed a stiletto-heeled shoe half-hidden under the passenger seat. Gripped with terror, he took advantage of a moment when she wasn’t looking to grab the shoe and throw it out of the window.

The rest of the journey went well until they arrived at the restaurant.

“That’s strange,” said his wife, looking a little agitated. “Have you seen my other shoe?”